Epenthesis, parataxis and zeugma were sitting

Epenthesis, parataxis and zeugma were sitting at a bar when in walked hysteron proteron,

seeing no one around hysteron leant right over the bar and grabbed his usual bowl of nuts. He sat calmly down and waited for his friends to arrive.

Superman walked in. Unshaven. Stinking of gin. He walked over to Hysteron and grabbed his bowl of nuts. Tension erupted. Superman flicked the beer nuts at supersonic

speed & bottles behind the bar exploded in clouds of glass dust & liquor. The bartender pointed at the sign. "No superpower use in bar. The management." Two bouncers in kryptonite

swimsuits tried to control the situation,but Superman was not cooperating.kryptonite or not,caos was spread and the bar

had to be closed. "Listen Superman, I think you have had enough." "Whadya mean? I tain't drivin... I'm flyin! Upz,Upz, anna Way!"

The bartender whispered something to the bouncer. Moments later Lois arrived, looking disheveled & pissed."Not again, Superman."she sighed. "Look, it's 2 a.m. & the feeling's gone.

The pub is closing and you're drunk. Shall I call a cab?" Superman shrugged, saying he left his car at home. That was a fortunate thing! There was no phone booth anywhere!

wooden floorboards with the mad swiveling of his barstool. " Whee! Bartender, another round on me." The man behind the bar dumped a pitcher of ale on Clark's head. "As you wish."