Daniel ere muy vago, un día su madre lo

Daniel ere muy vago, un día su madre lo mandó a la peluquería a cortarse el pelo y el no quiso ir, desde entonces lleva el pelo largo y despeinado...

Y lo va a llevar hasta que decida cortárselo, que eso sera dentro de un tiempo que no sabría decir exactamente, lo que sí se, es que cuando eso pase todo el mundo se va a quedar...

was what the subtitles said under the movie "White Chicks." Why they bothered to translate into Spanish was based on marketing research done by

a couple of interns whose previous experience included donut runs down on Avenida de las Pulgas. White Chicks was on a loop on the TV inside the donut shop but most of the patrons

As the white noise flurried from the tv screen into the donut shop like confectioners sugar everyone fell into a slumber. We awoke in the crystalline palace of the donut queen

. We were ushered by jelly babies through halls lined with butterscotch to an audience with the Donut Queen on her Lollipop Throne. "Your Sugariness," we intoned, bowing low. "You

know our population is decreasing due to diabetes-related illness rooted in childhood obesity. We implore you, oh Great Donut Queen, to allow your subjects to replace sugar with

spinach. The cunning plan had worked and the Great Donut Queen admitted the sugar was killing her subjects. The greatful Great Donut Queen offer her son's hand in marriage for

thirty pieces of silver and a settlement was made. The son got married to his third wife, and all the contemporary wives celebrated. They served donuts and goat at the wedding.