A man walked into a bar one day...

A man walked into a bar one day...

his face looked sad, happy, angry, calm.... I guess his face described all of the emotions mentioned in psychology books!

I did not know what to answer. It was the man she loved, but to accept the marriage proposal would mean relinquishing go live in Canada.

Then Doug McKenzie did the unthinkable, he said, "Koo koo koo koo koo koo kooooooooo!"

Oh take off, hoser! Three french frys, two turtlenecks, and a beer. It was such an adventure spending Christmas with the McKenzie brothers. Meanwhile all the way in Mexico,

tres amigos, Dos Equis, and a game of Uno led to a brawl at the McKenzieo household. The 12 Days of Christmas Song had many different verses. In Maryland, it's three blue crabs,

Four corrupt police officers, five drunk polish carpenters, six unemployed college graduates, seven

percent solution OTC, eight tragic mimes, nine gauge shotguns, ten

mandibles gnashing, eleven shadows way out of place, and twelve.