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A man walked into a bar one day...

  • A man walked into a bar one day...

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  • his face looked sad, happy, angry, calm.... I guess his face described all of the emotions mentioned in psychology books!

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  • I did not know what to answer. It was the man she loved, but to accept the marriage proposal would mean relinquishing go live in Canada.

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  • "Go Live!" was the Canadian version of the Bachelorette. I was all set with my syrup and hockey stick but Doug McKenzie brought me a 6-pack and a ring, how could I refuse?

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  • Then Doug McKenzie did the unthinkable, he said, "Koo koo koo koo koo koo kooooooooo!"

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  • Oh take off, hoser! Three french frys, two turtlenecks, and a beer. It was such an adventure spending Christmas with the McKenzie brothers. Meanwhile all the way in Mexico,

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  • tres amigos, Dos Equis, and a game of Uno led to a brawl at the McKenzieo household. The 12 Days of Christmas Song had many different verses. In Maryland, it's three blue crabs,

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  • Four corrupt police officers, five drunk polish carpenters, six unemployed college graduates, seven

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  • percent solution OTC, eight tragic mimes, nine gauge shotguns, ten

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  • mandibles gnashing, eleven shadows way out of place, and twelve.

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2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Dec 27 2012 @ 06:55

    Is that one louder than 11?

  2. BlastedHeath Dec 27 2012 @ 20:45

    Twelve.

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