It was crowned the "Starbucks Crash" by the

It was crowned the "Starbucks Crash" by the mob and the press. The incident was notorious and retold with sneers and grimaces and became synonymous with

colossal boners in history like the Titanic and Hindenburg disasters. A Starbucks barista had accidentally made the driver's Venti triple RedEye with decaf. The driver fell asleep

and crashed into a petrol tanker heading in the opposite direction. The explosion from the crash sent the driver through the windscreen and into a tree

trunk. "YOW! That's gonna leave a mark," Tommy Boy thought after he regained consciousness. "Holy Schnikes, Richard! I don't think these new brake pads are workin' out so great."

your ears, which, parenthetically, could be an indication of brain trauma...but, then again, it probably means nothing whatsoever." 'Yeah," Tommy laughed, "Brain trauma isn't my

Idea of creative inspiration. Probably Dr. Dkgfhgdsyer will recommend electroshock therapy. He mentioned thi to me yesterday as treatment. I said I would think about it.

But now I am thinking of Long Exposure Sensory Deprivation Therapy. The oxymoronic nature of the title aside, I think even Dr. Dkgfhgdsyer would approve it was appropriate treatmen

-t as a cure for my exhibitionism. In a few short years I was well again, and could walk the parks without opening my raincoat, thanks to Dr. Dkgfhgdsyer. The odd thing was that

one day I walked thru the park & a lot of people in trenchcoats were walking around. They dropped their coats simultaneously & were wearing black leotards.It was a flash dance mob!