With tomorrow being Valentine’s Day, that

With tomorrow being Valentine’s Day, that little zig-zag shirt wearing blockhead of a kid, will surely receive a big, heart shaped box of rocks from his so called friends, who

had been secretly plotting to send him poisoned Valentine's Day chocolates, but could not afford them. Lucy and Violet hoped that Charlie would attempt to eat the rocks and

faint as a result of the toxins, but they soon realized that the magic hidden in Charlie's velvet tail would prevent any sort of pain from occurring. The goal then, was to

then get Charlie off the sidewalk. He started magically floating into the air when got up from fainting. This was something he had never seen. Charlie reacted by....

stumbling backwards, he tripped on a loose brick and landed hard on his back. He stared up in something that was almost awe, and opened his mouth to say

a couple of expletives. But then he stopped because he saw something else. Something with teeth. Too many teeth. Teeth that didn't look like they belonged in the mouth they were in

or in fact any mouth anywhere. These teeth were so big! (HOW BIG WERE THEY?) Well, let me tell you folks, this guy was about to be impaled on those mighty teeth, when suddenly

something else came along and ate that guy, and that story, and that fold, and that folder, and me, and then nothing................................................................

..................................................................................................................................................................... until one day,