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Halloween was the only day of the year Herman

  • Halloween was the only day of the year Herman actually enjoyed. It was the only time people wouldn't take one look at him and run away screaming. He fit in at Halloween. So when

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  • Grandpa suggested they go trick or treating, Herman thought it was a great idea. He loved candy. The only one they had to worry about was their ugly niece who

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  • ruined everything. God they hated her. So ugly. They'd never get the full sized candy bars reserved for the cute kids if *she* came along. Grandpa suggested

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  • the classic ghost costume for her in an attempt to completely conceal hear appearance, but her misshapen head and uniquely obese body showed through the thick sheet used for the

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  • disguise. Everyone stared in amazement at the oddity presented before them. It wasn't long before she would be seen on YouTube. In a panic she let out a massive fart. The brown

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  • cloud engulfed the people, spreading an eerie roar that reverberated through the small prairie town and into the mountains. The smell of her gas was no better and the first corpse

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  • Was only one of many exquisite corpses started on or during the week of October 29th, 2012. The second corpse was approximately 5,000 words, equal to five pictures.

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  • The first picture of five was of a twelve year old Sea monkey, the oldest one living at the time (October of 1978). His brow was rumpled from all the grief he had suffered

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  • and he carried a couple knuckles of his first wife in his spirit bag hanging around his neck contrasting quite nicely with the Brooks Brothers suit he was wearing. His sight was on

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  • the cemetery where his grandmother had been buried. He walked to her grave and, digging a little hole next to it, deposited his wife's knuckles, bidding her farewell forever.

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