A Lad's Story "Hey bro guess what bro i got

Her teacher returned the essay with an F and said, “You’ve really got to start doing your homework if you want to graduate.” It looked as if, at 27, Lulu would repeat 4th grade

for the 17th year in a row. It was that goddamned Beverly Cleary book that kept throwing her for a real loop. But she had to get through it again. The irony here is that she was

very clearly plunging to her death after falling off an extra tall slide ladder in the Library of Congress. Her life passed before her eyes as she held the Beverly Cleary book and

used it to funnel the jet stream of her fall. She whistled as she swooped near the floor and safely glided out the window. She tilted the Beverly Cleary book and caught a thermal

pair of underpants, but the ad-hoc parachute proved too cumbersome to deploy properly. Instead, she tangled within its cottony confines which cushioned her landing in the rose bush

. She was literally stuck here & momentarily recalled her friend Hammer who'd recently experienced a similar dilemma with a saguaro cactus. She'd have to get out of this rose bush

and out of this equally thorny situation. Remind me never to agree to spy on the kids she said to herself as the smell of roses engulfed her head like the branches were engulfing

her hand held high as she made her pact to forgo the spying of kids in the years to come. The kids scarpered and she attempted to untangle herself from the rose bush. This proved

She was in fact not in a rose bush, but in the horrible clutches of master bush ex-president who wanted information on barrack Obama. he torchered her until she bled and died......