"What's with the plexiglass walls?" said

"What's with the plexiglass walls?" said Deathwish the drummer. Qaugmire explained, "We're trying to make a bold statement", but secretly he thought "Your rapid pounding is ruining

my Zenpocalypse. Begone, cretin!" Quagmire kept unhealthy secret thoughts, even for a band manager. Deathwish's claustrophobia made him double bass much harder. The walls shattered

and a eurypterid appeared, flashing its stinger in a menacing fashion. Quagmire was alarmed, but Deathwish was quite pleased for obvious reasons. And the whole band played a dirge.

Dirges being his favorite musical genre, Deathwish began a slow interpretive dance which caused Quagmire to retch uncontrollably and wish for blindness. Fortunately the eupterid

are an extinct group of arthropods related to arachnids which include the largest known arthropods that ever lived. I say fortunately because, well, this is a story about a giant b

eetle called Bernice who had shiny mirror wing cases. If Bernice had a fault, it was vanity. She was a very beautiful giant beetle & flirting came naturally to her. She'd flash her

Look of misunderstood love just because they can squawk like no other birds and have the biggest wingspan and fastest flight speed. Peregrine falcons are unique. Squawker and Nona

were impressed and invited the falcon to brunch out on the veranda. The railings made it an adventure unmatched by Nature. The paint scheme was black everything. Everything. Black

crappie was served, which was the falcon's favorite fish, but as it was a moonless night and everything was painted black, the falcon had to use his sense of smell to find it.