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"What's with the plexiglass walls?" said

  • "What's with the plexiglass walls?" said Deathwish the drummer. Qaugmire explained, "We're trying to make a bold statement", but secretly he thought "Your rapid pounding is ruining

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  • my Zenpocalypse. Begone, cretin!" Quagmire kept unhealthy secret thoughts, even for a band manager. Deathwish's claustrophobia made him double bass much harder. The walls shattered

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  • and a eurypterid appeared, flashing its stinger in a menacing fashion. Quagmire was alarmed, but Deathwish was quite pleased for obvious reasons. And the whole band played a dirge.

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  • Dirges being his favorite musical genre, Deathwish began a slow interpretive dance which caused Quagmire to retch uncontrollably and wish for blindness. Fortunately the eupterid

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  • are an extinct group of arthropods related to arachnids which include the largest known arthropods that ever lived. I say fortunately because, well, this is a story about a giant b

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  • eetle called Bernice who had shiny mirror wing cases. If Bernice had a fault, it was vanity. She was a very beautiful giant beetle & flirting came naturally to her. She'd flash her

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  • Wings and flittered down to the branch where her intended mate sat, flipping backwards as she knocked him off balance. Watch it just because your bettleful doesn't give you the

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  • Look of misunderstood love just because they can squawk like no other birds and have the biggest wingspan and fastest flight speed. Peregrine falcons are unique. Squawker and Nona

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  • were impressed and invited the falcon to brunch out on the veranda. The railings made it an adventure unmatched by Nature. The paint scheme was black everything. Everything. Black

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  • crappie was served, which was the falcon's favorite fish, but as it was a moonless night and everything was painted black, the falcon had to use his sense of smell to find it.

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