Ah baloney. Abalone. A ball on knee.

Ah baloney. Abalone. A ball on knee.

"Yes," replied Father Joe. "Actually I can. Remember, I'm a priest!" Oh yeah...in my retelling of my sinful life, I'd forgotten I was at confession. "Tell me more," said Father

Lucky for me I find sugar gliders adorable and dating a nude roller girls was dream come true. You can only imagine how that confidence and aggression translates in the bedroom.

the best hair ever. It's so wavy and delicious. Roller Girl's costume was easy enough to re-create bc basically she's always naked w/rollerskates, right? This offbroadway play is

really easy to get to. Go to Broadway, take a left into Pudding Lane, at the T junction it's sharp right down London Wall. Next over the footbridge to Piccadilly, and the theatre's

gone up in flames. Oh my, how did that happen? Well, no matter. Then you keep going until you reach the Autobahn, where you'll have to run across very carefully. Then you'll

meet a bratwurst vendor named Fritz. Order the 'Berlin Special" with extra red onions. The code will be in the wrapper. Use this code to call "Mom" and tell her you miss her. Next,

wink twice at the deli mustard. A "bag lady" will appear on the NW stoop. Walk to her, on the fifth step look down. There will be a code on the manhole cover. Enter this code

for a chance to win a free coupon at Red Lobster. Love and kisses, Dad." Nope, I hadn't missed a single detail. But I just didn't know what a QR code was.