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He shielded his face from the stage lights

  • He shielded his face from the stage lights and peered out into the audience. "Just a chicken, is there chicken?" <cluck.> "Great! now, we haven't met before right?" <cluck>

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  • "Good. Now meet HOT LASER DEATH!" No clucking. He took a bow and walked offstage.

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  • As soon as he did, he was arrested by security and escorted to jail. And THAT was when, when security accosted him, that the audience applauded.

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  • The curtains rose again, and he was in an empty, threatening room. A single bright light shined in his face. "Do you know why you're in jail?" asked a voice from the darkness.

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  • He thought about the question. 'Well, it's very dark here, you're trying to intimidate me by shining a bright light in my face, and I can not see you. Jail would indeed be my first

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  • assumption. Have you boys read 1984? You really have the prison interrogation thing down pat. Could you at least stop with the light in my face?" They didn't say anything

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  • , Anderson Cooper and Bill O'Riley were interrogating Donal Trump. He chortled in their faces and spat out that their questions were pathetic, like limp and wet

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  • hair strands, similar to those on his very own big head. Trump threw lighter fluid on Anderson Cooper and Bill O'Reilly then and set them both on fire. Marshmallow

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  • s started flying! U could hear the cries 4"Hershey Bars! Graham Crackers!" It was certainly a sight 2 behold! The smell of charred Cooper/OReilly hair mixed in with melty chocola

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  • te smores made me wish to forget this all. So, I chugged an entire Costco-sized bottle of NyQuil, mixed with vodka, and collapsed clutching my lucky voodoo doll.

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