A team of prostitutes, brigands, highwaymen,
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A team of prostitutes, brigands, highwaymen, pirates, pimps, loiterers, shady folk, untrustworthies, hobos, criminals, thieves, pickpockets, delinquents and some French approached
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the door tentatively. "The man who called was an E. Spitzer," said the head prostitute, "But I know this house all too well..." Just then, who should open the door but
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Michael Scarn, clad in a striped full body condom and armed with a water blaster filled with antispermicide. He pump actioned and sprayed the brothel
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soaking the harlots. Michael's magic blaster spray worked wonders. They turned into fabulous transvestites and they all joined the Pride parade. But as they were strutting their
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stuff, a representative group of Busybodies United attacked Michael. Disapproving of the pride parade, and of a good time in general, they savaged him repeatedly with
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a spoon. He got up and ran as soon as they were finished. It was a rainy day, so when he was running he got water all in his shoes. It was horrible, they were his new shoes and he
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had never walked in high heels before. He ran out in the
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rain, thirsting for blended rum and pineapple. He glanced scornfully as he passed a yoga studio and nearly broke a heel stumbling into O'Malley's. His old lady
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was right next to him at the bar. "I'll have a pina- MOM! what are you doing here?" She looked over to her son. "Are those my sling-backs you're wearing? They look good on you."
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It was then that Rob realized his mother had probably known all along and would have no problem accepting him as Roberta, with 1 caveat-he had to get his own pair of slingbacks now
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- Started
- 2011-04-29 21:13:29
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- 2011-10-17 21:38:04
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