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A team of prostitutes, brigands, highwaymen,

  • A team of prostitutes, brigands, highwaymen, pirates, pimps, loiterers, shady folk, untrustworthies, hobos, criminals, thieves, pickpockets, delinquents and some French approached

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  • the door tentatively. "The man who called was an E. Spitzer," said the head prostitute, "But I know this house all too well..." Just then, who should open the door but

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  • Michael Scarn, clad in a striped full body condom and armed with a water blaster filled with antispermicide. He pump actioned and sprayed the brothel

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  • soaking the harlots. Michael's magic blaster spray worked wonders. They turned into fabulous transvestites and they all joined the Pride parade. But as they were strutting their

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  • stuff, a representative group of Busybodies United attacked Michael. Disapproving of the pride parade, and of a good time in general, they savaged him repeatedly with

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  • a spoon. He got up and ran as soon as they were finished. It was a rainy day, so when he was running he got water all in his shoes. It was horrible, they were his new shoes and he

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  • had never walked in high heels before. He ran out in the

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  • rain, thirsting for blended rum and pineapple. He glanced scornfully as he passed a yoga studio and nearly broke a heel stumbling into O'Malley's. His old lady

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  • was right next to him at the bar. "I'll have a pina- MOM! what are you doing here?" She looked over to her son. "Are those my sling-backs you're wearing? They look good on you."

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  • It was then that Rob realized his mother had probably known all along and would have no problem accepting him as Roberta, with 1 caveat-he had to get his own pair of slingbacks now

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