Tom bought a box of expensive cigars and

Tom bought a box of expensive cigars and insured them against fire. Then he filed a claim to the insurance company stating that he lost them in a series of small fires. The judge

small, eggs thar were boiled for 2 min, he also wanted,

shrimp gumbo, shrimp salad, shrimp cocktail, shrimp stew, fried shrimp, grilled shrimp, shrimp scampi, all beacause

I'm a psychopath who has an appetite for undercooked shellfish and prays one day to get food poisoning so that

the king of gluttony might grant me the ability to consume fecal matter and cause a ripple in the time, foreshadowing the

destruction of the universe. While thinking about this. I realized " Hey, I have wings!" Because of this, I tried to fly away to the king, but I crashed into a tree. When I woke up

my best friend was a rock and my girlfriend was grass. and thats when i realised i was a crackhead

so i decided to go to rehab. And just as i went to rehab

I received a phone call. The phone call notified me that rehab had burned down the previous day. They told me that I was now completely free to do whatever I wanted.