A sock was stuck in the core of the nuclear

A sock was stuck in the core of the nuclear submarine' s refrigeration unit, causing a meltdown. The explosion's tidal wave sunk California. Then the U.S. national debt suddenly

was paid off. The new Nevada coastline became the world's premiere destination attraction, with Pahrump as its epicenter. The mayor erected a collasal Taj Majalish structure that

hid the stain in his bathing suit area. It was an accident. Sort of an explosion really. The model of the Taj Mahal will protect him. But the mayor's speech required a lot of walki

ng around on eggshells. Holding the tiny Taj Mahal in front of him (to hide the stain), he tried to make a graceful exit off the stage. And he would have too, if not for the mayor

prize draw that was announced by the host. Bells and whistles sounded, balloons dropped from the ceiling and a flashing sign advertising the 10,000 rupee up for grabs lit up

in 2016, atman became king.

of the fruit of his paltry labors. He sat in a carboard box

ing ring, ready to redouble his efforts so that he could move up the ranks and one day fight under the bright lights of Madison Square Guardian in its shiny aluminum foil ring.

He was squinting up at those dazzling lights right now, his jaw still ringing from the stunning k.o. Creed had delivered to his shocked chin. Maybe his idea wasn't so great