Love is the purest thing in the world but

Love is the purest thing in the world but

it can't get Randy Newman a hit song because

tripped off our snowsuits, toques and galoshes and sat down to a beautiful breakfast of milk in a bag, pecan waffles and back-bacon baked in maple syrup.

Then we warmed our hands by roaring fire place made of river stones. After breakfast, we settled into games of pinochle and boggle. Someone piped up, "Shouldn't we be searching?"

The leader shrugged and responded, "Those bodies will turn up eventually," and continued playing boggle. "Okay, how many words did you get?"

"Four," minion number 9 responded, sadly. Now, he wouldn't be getting that promotion. Only four? The Leader would be disappointed for sure. If only he could redeem himself with

a ten foot giant in a bear suit. That would surely make the bossman happy! He wondered where to find this character. He decided to try Taco Belch first. He loved Taco Belch because

... Bob Barker paused for dramatic effect. "Cassidy, what'll it be?" He wrapped his arm around her hip. "The ten foot giant in a bear suit or your very own Taco Belch fast food cha

stity belt." "I'll take the goddamn bear," Cassidy said, smacking Bob's hand away from her buxom hind quarters. She then flipped off the studio audience, "Choke on it!" and left.