My copy of Pokemon Black won't work. I turned

My copy of Pokemon Black won't work. I turned my DS Lite on over and over, but it won't work. After a while, i noticed it wasn't a "Licensed by Nintendo" cartridge. It turned on.

A sudden eerie crackle startled me. I looked at my DS and that definitely wasn't Pokemon Black, even though the distorted menu looked similar. I shivered as I started a new game

of slap the pancake. Wasn't sure why anyone would develop such a video game. Too simple, it seemed. I quickly found myself unable to put the DS down. Then, I suddenly saw my future

ex-wife out the window. I laid the DS gently on the table and went outside to greet her with a confidence I'd never felt before. I walked right up to her and said

"You make terrible sandwiches, I cheated on you with the girl that works the deli counter at Food Lion." She cried deeply and I stared at her. "Jeff also isn't your son, he''s your

Uncle." "How can he be my Uncle?" I asked. " Well" my wife answered,"He's your fathers brother." "Shit! You cheated on me with my Grandfather." "Actually it was a threesome with

the terrorist from Pakistan. I poured water down his throat. "Which geography teacher!?!?" I screamed in his face. Then he smiled and said, "Mr. Brown." I heard explosions

so I threw the terrorist into them and went searching for Mr. Brown. I questioned Mr. Black, who revealed that Mr. Brown was out of town.

He had a contact address for him, and I went to see him. I explained to Mr Brown how I'd found him, and he replied that Mr Black needed a smack. Then he shot me and now I'm dead.