"Ya done it Donald" He said, shaking his

  • "Ya done it Donald" He said, shaking his head passively as he stepped through the grand doors of the oval office. "Everyone's dead now. Ya did it."

  • "Wrong." said President Trump to the unexpected visitor in his newly refurbished white and gold Oval Office. "I am not dead and you are not dead. And you are?"

  • "I am Death." The cloaked figure hovered across the carpet toward the orange man. His eyes glowed an eerie crimson. "Your time is up."

  • The orange man trembled. "May I... at least say good bye to my family?" He whimpered. "There is no time for that," said Death. "At least I can say I was President for a day!" he

  • said happily. "Yes...yes you could. Give it a try," said Death." "Ok," the orange man replied. "I was president..." he started to say when Death suddenly punched him ritght in the

  • epiglottis! "Gaulck!" the orange man exclaimed as Death chased him around the dining room table. The orange man tried to slip Death up by throwing olives onto the floor behind him

  • but didn't count on the fact that Death was floating. With a gasp, the orange fell over, dead. Death picked it up and grinned. "Only one more ingredient needed for my fruit salad:

  • Zombie tomatoes. These are not found in stores." Satan promised to look around in people's back yards for this unique tomato. These tomatoes were ubiquitous but rare.

  • They were red but green. Large but small. Sour but sweet. Oblong but round, elastic but mushy. fruit but veggie. healthy but deadly. Satan visited famed horitculuralist Sir Bombly

  • -Bottom, who loved a good challenge, and prodded him (literally) for clues to this riddle. When his answer was finally given, Satan gave him a one-way ticket to the Underworld.



  1. Woab Dec 01 2016 @ 15:38

    We stuck with the theme of death all the way through. Then again, that is a popular theme around here.

  2. SlimWhitman Dec 01 2016 @ 16:51

    Satan is also popular, and goes together with Death like zombie tomatoes and oranges.

  3. Dhanithecat Dec 01 2016 @ 16:53

    Attack of the killer tomatoes!

  4. SlimWhitman Dec 01 2016 @ 17:07

    They'll beat you, bash you, squish you, mash you, chew you up for brunch, and finish you off for dinner or lunch.

  5. BlastedHeath Dec 01 2016 @ 22:11

    Viva zombie tomatoes!

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