"I don't see where...oh, here it is." Dr.

"I don't see where...oh, here it is." Dr. Crane paused.The doctor looked again at the chart, then at the stitches across Ralph's scalp, then at Nurse Nancy. "Are you sure?"

Nurse Betty snorted. "Sure? Positive. Dr. Krane's been stitching scalps since 1974!" That's when Dr. Pierce pulled his mask down and said, "Nurse, you're fired."

It was a joke, but nurse Betty'd never been good with the fine art of operation room humor. She started shrieking and stabbed Dr. Pierce with the nearest scalpel, much to his

delight."Finally,my true form can be revealed!"He reached inside the stab wound and,with both hands,pulled apart the flesh."D-Dr. P-P-Pierce?",Betty stammered.His flesh-mantle fell

off, to reveal... Donald Trump. "Who are you?" Betty whispered. "I am what will make America GREAT AGAIN!" a crowd of roaring white round malteser blokes, cheered as Trump slurred

John Lennon was fooling around with recording equipment from decades ago when this unreleased track was recorded. He was also a bit stoned. Now it sounds absolutely marvelous.

Leave it to English to philosophize about the rain. But John's right. It's just a state of mind. When the rain comes, it washes you clean. Ahhhh.. oh crap, Here comes the sun...

John's tan from standing in the English rain was quickly being subdued by the sunshine. He shielded his eyes and rushed into the barbershop for cover. The barber drooled over the

plate of spotted dick Suzy had left him. We called Suzy Plywood. Her older sister, Kathy, was Plastic Face and her younger sister Aluminum. I no longer recall Aluminum's real name.