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"Did you hear the one..." and off he went

  • "Did you hear the one..." and off he went telling me again for the third time the joke about the pastor who played sick on a Sunday and golfed his best game. Punch line, "and God

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  • told me to skin you alive!" "Wait..." I held out my open palm as if to stop him. "Are you actually Jello Biafra?" His face fell and he began to sob. "I used to be." The broken

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  • record of his morbid and unending complaint unfolded like a warm polish sausage. He wept with such genuine gravitas and said, "I am he. . .Jello Biafra. Welcome to the

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  • Pleasure Dome." He dug around in his pocket & brought out a small package wrapped in a banana leaf and a soft chinese bun. The leaf contained sweet sticky belly pork. Jello Biafra

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  • And Frankie went to Hollywood. They never returned home. Their holiday in Cambodia was wonderful and they found the Pleasure Dome there. Frankie met his match in the green monks.

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  • Frankie's match was bright, it lit up his world. Although it did have a fiery temper. Regardless, they enjoyed themselves way more than they should've until one day when they...

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  • both burned out. Fiery romances have a way of doing that. Frankie went back to his wife, since she had electric lights which were at least dependable. She met him at the door weari

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  • ng a mech suit and grabbed him by the neck with its strong, metal arms. Frankie's wife had found out about his short-lived affair and was going to use every resource at her disposa

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  • l. The metal arms shoved Frankie's head into the garbage disposal & flipped the switch.Little bits of skull, blood, and brain splattered out while she threw back her head & laughed

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  • His laughter echoed as she screemed, "This is far from the end my friend." as he danced around with the remainder of the now headless Frankie. ]]

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