Music floated through the grand double doors.

Music floated through the grand double doors. Through the glass windows Elena could see the many layers of twirling satin and sparking jewelry as women with flushed cheeks spun...

" The psychiatrist reached over to poke his patient's shoulder. "Marty, you're drifting off again." Marty snapped back to reality. "Oh, yeah, sorry. Anyway, satin, jewelry, women,

donuts." Marty's eyes clouded over & he drooled at the thought. His psychiatrist decided to do a little experiment. He pulled out a box of Krispy Kremes & put it in front of Marty.

It was his last mistake. Marty's eyes popped out of his sockets like two donut holes, his mouth expanded like a groupers. He swallowed the box of Krispy Kremes, the gnomelike docto

r realizing what had been wrong with the patient all along: the man had in fact been sexually assaulted by an albino kangaroo. Putting his coat on, he knew what to do.

that the guy really did have a stick up his ass. Isn't that painful? the zoologist asked the guy. The man stood ramrod straight and said Sir, I have no idea what you mean

people are implying, but I have to have this stick up my bum because I was born an invertebrate in a vertebrate's world!" The zoologist felt just awful about insulting the guy.

To show repentance and as an act of solidarity the zoologist also stuck a stick up his own ass to the height of his kidneys. He might have punctured the left one. He is also paraly

zed from the nose up, with each of his eyes looking opposite ways. "I'm terribly sorry," he apologized. "All of this was my own damn fault." He was forgiven & everyone hugged.