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Leyendas Argentinas

  • Leyendas Argentinas

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  • ¿Usted es de Argentina? ¡Bienvenida! no digo el español. Pero mi perro hace. ¡Él dice 'L. You are from Argentina? Welcome! I do not speak spanish. But my dog does. He says Woof!

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  • Estoy de acuerdo en que es muy divertido tener un perro como un traductor. ¿Quieres un poco carne argentina? Woof Woof *salivates* I'd be flattered to have dinner with you. My dog

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  • -maticalnesses had reached such spiralling heights that I was talking to an empty dog bed. Even Fido had left me. Broken and destitute I decided to start blogging. Dogmatically

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  • I began to see the holy spirit in every mundane aspect of my life but Dog never answered me no matter how many livejournal entries I addressed to him. I began a spiritual journey

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  • With my cat and she knew a UFO operator we could travel with.

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  • The second we stepped into the UFO, my cat transformed into a cat-droid and with a mechanic "meow" welcomed me into the Life Star. The UFO operator started the engines to go to

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  • Disneyland. When we landed there folks thought we were part of the show, so when I marched out with three little green people and my cat 'bot, they approached us for autographs

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  • and fashion tips. But as we were told before we left home, no autographs can be signed before the first shot of spinach smoothie with a twist of broccoli is drank. Before I could

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  • think another thought, my boyfriend, Popeye the Sailor Man, leapt over & downed the spinach smoothie. His muscles popped as he scooped me away & whispered, "Olive Oyl, I love you!"

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Feb 23 2016 @ 02:55

    Somewhere in Leyendas Argentinas Spanish: "Are you from Argentina? Welcome! I not speak Spanish. But my dog does. He says Woof!" Doggish: You are from Argentina? Welcome! I do not speak spanish. But my dog does. He says Woof! English: "How funny to have a dog as a translator. You want a little Argentine meat ?" Doggish: "Woof Woof *salivates* I'd be flattered to have dinner with you. My dog..."

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