She was Catholic but she was totally Jewish

She was Catholic but she was totally Jewish in spirit. She'd even

visited some other temples from various creeds.Mormon,Jeova's Witness,Umbanda,Quimbanda,Voodoo...Nothing did it for her!She needed that Menorah like

Hubbard needed a good laugh. She lit the Menorah every day of the year. Hanukkah be damned. It was always so dark here in the northern territories. She would sit and pray for

a better looking candle delivery guy next time. "No use wishing for a hunky pool boy up here in the frozen north", she would've giggled, but then realized she wasn't alone.

The Yeti had left his cell and was eyeing the candle delivery guy, or was it the candle? The candle delivery guy, let's call him Carl for short, became nervous so she

accidentally fed the Queen's baby to the Pit Beast from Sims Medieval. Or so it appeared. The worm-like creature sated, she brought the candle near to the suspicious yeti still

hiding in the corner. It saw what happened to the Queen's baby, and though it couldn't speak, it would recognize me, the pathetic hero who never was. I needed to find a way to

once again don a wimple, keep my eyes downcast & my lips carefully pursed, assuming the alter-ego I had so long ago previously discarded. That's right, I emerged as Sister Nubbins

of the Holy Order of Lustythoughts. My secrets would be safe for the time being. I would bide my time until the moment was ripe to reveal myself to the world once again.