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No-one's going to riot in January. It's too

  • No-one's going to riot in January. It's too dark and cold. Rioting is strictly a summertime activity.

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  • January is more a flash-mob sort of month. No pants on the subway, that's the ticket. I need to be in an anarchistic crowd. I posted a message on twitter. "Tomorrow 6 a.m.

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  • be there or be square." I carefully prepared my rip-off pants, my snap-button shirt and my satin silk underwear. Such an event can embarrass the ill prepared, the weak that will

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  • crumble in a moment of uncertain fumbling -- but I had left that sad old self behind. I even put on another layer of quick-change couture for an amusing surprise for my date. Conf

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  • idence welled inside me as I met my date at the French Bistro. My ensemble of baggy pants, inflatable shoes and rubber nose would be sure to get him to notice me.

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  • "Wow, you look exactly like your picture!" he exclaimed as I walked into the Bistro. He, on the other hand, looked the polar opposite of his. Where was the rubber nose? The beau

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  • tiful white teeth that was in the advertisement? He was staring at me expectantly with those stained and chipped teeth clearly ecstatic with his view. I scanned the Bistro

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  • But all I could see was the wave of ice cream as it came crashing in through the window! I frantically reached for the sack of juicy earwigs I had with me but they had been tossed

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  • to the other side of the room. Before I could even think of retrieving the sack, I was swept away by the icy force of delicious dairy product. I was being swept under when

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  • I remembered that ice cream was edible. And so, I ate my way out of the tidal wave of deliciousness and saved santa's toy sack, while only gaining 37 pounds in the process.

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2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Feb 05 2014 @ 03:49

    A refreshing wave of new folders swept in recently on FS. Nice to have you here!

  2. BlastedHeath Feb 07 2014 @ 20:57

    Yeah!

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