It was a cold dark night when mrs. bobo tried
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It was a cold dark night when mrs. bobo tried to kill herself
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. It was an elaborate Rube Goldberg contraption involving a boot, a hamster wheel, bellows and a helium balloon. Mrs. Bobo just made one mistake in her attempted suicide. The wind
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wasn't quite strong enough to roll the wheel all the way across the chasm, and didn't have the requisite energy to trigger the balloon-popping needle. So she failed at failing
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which meant that she was a bona fide winner. The feeling was so foreign she was racked with sobs. She sat in her stupid "hand" chair that she got at Urban Outfitters and
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cried until she laughed. The hand chair squeaked with delight, as did the whoopie cushion she clutched between her legs. 'oh me, oh my' she said, tears streaming down her face.
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Then she dropped it all, and as the tears continued to fall down her face she lifted up her arm, as high as she could reach and then she said
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"what happened to Wow Wow wubsy?! It's supposed to be on now!" later, she sued Nickelodeon for taking off the disgraceful show. That's whrere i come in. I pulled out my AK47 and
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and put it to good use on the creators of Wow Wow Wubbzy so that it would never, ever come back to television and pollute the minds of children everywhere. My next mission was
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questionable, all things considered.
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on 2nd thought if you're not going to try, why bother? I closed my foldingstory account & returned to my office cubicle to sorted my xerox 'smile' collection. Everyone was happier.
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- Started
- 2011-05-01 04:06:50
- Finished
- 2011-07-13 22:27:19
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SlimWhitman Jul 13 2011 @ 22:37
Keep in mind that even if you are trying to hurt one person, everyone else is affected when you derail a foldingstory. You were writing some good stuff. If you're not happy with something, contact the management. This approach is not going to improve anything.
BlastedHeath Jul 13 2011 @ 23:02
Thank you, Slim. That is good advice. I think it's a fair question to ask whether MoralEnd has hacked sundancer's account, or whether that was a puppet account all along.
BlastedHeath Jul 13 2011 @ 23:25
Then again, someone with a prior grudge against MoralEnd might have hacked or set up the sundancer account to frame MoralEnd -- it wasn't me, btw,
MoralEnd Jul 14 2011 @ 01:47
now how did i get hit with shrapnel on this one?
Chaz Jul 14 2011 @ 08:01
Hey everyone! understand that FoldingStory is a hugh sandbox including both castles and cat poop, there is room for everybody.
BlastedHeath Jul 14 2011 @ 10:20
Bah. However, I am sending myself to the penalty box for a time-out.
BlastedHeath Jul 14 2011 @ 11:48
Actually, considering the date, maybe I should check into the Bastille where I can stew in my paranoia. ;-)
SlimWhitman Jul 14 2011 @ 16:15
That's the spirit. Now put that in a fold. ;-)