now wait for the aftertaste. Didn't I tell

now wait for the aftertaste. Didn't I tell you? Isn't the greatest cheese you ever tasted? Just try on this wheat-thingy. Am I right? I didn't even know hippos could be milked.

That's not all! I got something to go with the hippo cheese. Here, take this mother-of-pearl spoon. Steel ruins the taste. Voila - hippo caviar! The best, or THE best? Salty, but

let the billowy waves of hippo taste thrash about your tongue. As the non-fresh water-ness fills you, buy my hippo loaf. Oui, it's like fruitcake with les different ingredients

all purchased at the .99 cent store. The hippo loaf is mainly leavened hot dog meal.

New EU regulations state that hippo loaf must be at least 50% hippo meat. Now we had a couple of hundredweight illegal hippo loaf on our hands. We turned to the 'dark market' to

launder our hippo loaf which had signifcant admixture of beached whale carcass and other less than savory meats. I contacted Madam Wong who knew just what to do with tainted hppo

meat and other edible or non-edible parts of savannah animals. Madam Wong was the expert when you had any sort of hippo loaf situation gone awry. She had learned her skills in

attempted to transmit a distress call using electromagnetic signals she created from the hippo's bladder and large intestine. The hippo's mate found Madam Wong and her crew and was

fortunately a prim and proper Englishman who had gotten lost in the bush and become enamored with a hippo.He took the destruction of his endangered lover in stride...and a machete.