A Poem About My Mother - Humble,sweet,but

  • A Poem About My Mother - Humble,sweet,but often dreary/My mother is a soulless fairy/Beneath her lips,color of cherry/Three blackened teeth,a tongue so hairy/

  • But even with tattoos galore/And perfume that reeks of dirty whore/My Mother loves me each day, more/With breasts complete down to the floor/

  • My Mother loves me, yes she does/With Evil, Despair, and Hate, because/She was there with me before I was/A little tiny speck of Fuzz/

  • She made me out of fear and sin/with shadow without and fire within/Mom filled me with dark euphoria/And set me deep in Moria/

  • And now I haunt the souls of men / and walk up and down inside my den. / If only they knew of my true power / for if they did they would surely cower /

  • Hiding themselves from my sight/ desperately avoiding my holy might/ offering livestock and firstborn/ to sway the fury of my scorn/

  • But my wrath is a swirling fire! / None shall escape from my ire! / ...ooh but that goat IS a beauty… / with horns so fine and haunch so juicy

  • That nobody dare to criticise/ The way the Raven flies/ And protects us from evil spirits/ Just as the silent majority won't hear it

  • /but heart beating drums drive us to profess/ the love I've come to confesss/ it is no illusion or figment of imagination/ it is just a script for humanity's perpetuation.

  • So let us now, with a kiss and a twerk / Get down to our most cellular work / Overpopulation is a bore / But what the heck, let's make one more.



  1. Woab Feb 08 2018 @ 12:03

    Oh. My. Gawd. This poem about boy's mother holds together all the doggone way through! We RULE!

  2. Digit Feb 08 2018 @ 13:55

    This is absolutely the best! Just woah

  3. LordVacuity Feb 08 2018 @ 14:33

    That'll do, Folder. That'll do.

  4. LordVacuity Feb 08 2018 @ 14:40

    I think we could all use a bit more "what the heck".

  5. LordVacuity Feb 08 2018 @ 14:57

    I left out a "here now" in the 2nd line of my fold and a "small" in my last. That would have kept better to the poem's measure.

  6. PurpleProf Feb 08 2018 @ 21:49

    BEST I've read in a LONG time! Good job, Foldsters!!!

  7. SlimWhitman Feb 10 2018 @ 12:39

    Yes, amazing. I have't seen a 10-liker like this ever actually. Kudos to boy who gave it its truthful/gritty voice, and all the rest of you for continuing each in full measures. Hats off.

  8. sundancer Jan 19 2021 @ 17:53

    I'm very impressed that this made it all the way through. Usually a troll ruins it for everyone but this really survived down to the end. So awesome. Good job, folders!

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