Most people wouldn't add to perverted folds,

Most people wouldn't add to perverted folds, and so many stories never reached their end. This was due to a troll named Al Gore adding nasty sentences to many of the stories.

He never could see that he & George Bush Jr. were equal in evil & stupidity. Al Gore's meteorological perversity undermined others' gritty eroticism they hoped would evoke culture

wars the world over. But Bush's superior mind-control rays influenced the population much more efficiently, and soon he even had ME voting Republican. *shiver*

But then I calmed down because I remembered Ron Paul is an option. Nice try mind-control rays. Liberty brings people together and its the message of liberty that

I think of when I eat Philadelphia cream cheese. Soft. White. Bagels. Frosting. Cream cheese is my friend, my sweet little foil wrapped joy. Sometimes I spread it on large

stray cats and watch them lick it off their fur. Sometimes I spread it on myself and go looking for large cats to lick it off MY fur - I like to change things up, it keeps life

interesting. I also have a spinning wheel and use it to spin my collection of cat fur balls into yarn. From the yarn I have knitted a cat body suit. I shaved my entire body

I hadn't been to yoga in 3 weeks and thought better of it. I scampered in my kitty heels to my owner's keyboard. It looked like he was paying too much attention to not me so I pee

red into his mind. The nerve! It turned out The Old Ones and The Last Men were conducting a Bridge Tournament inside my concierge'skull. Poor sod. The birds were calling.