He collected literature from alternate dimensions.

He collected literature from alternate dimensions. He had just aquired Jorge Orwellington's "1985." and placed it beside June Aspen's "Pride and Perceptions." But what he really

wanted was Man Drown's "The Da Vinci Road". Apparently a best-seller in the Alpha-9X Dimension. And so Mr. Darcy took to his extra dimension travelling machine, and found himself

in the surftronic dimension riding the barrel in a quasar jet of the galactic black hole on an a magnetic entanglement shaped like Mona Lisa's smile.Darcy's Xtradimensional mission

ary school was living up to the Chatter. In two more weeks, Darcy would be ordained an Exhibitor and she could be Solarcasted past the Hyperion Moons. She could bring ReligioTech t

o the Outside Areas. Those outlaw planets that many had visited but few had returned. Those that did told of horrible Evils. Darcy planned exorcisms with a combination of

rutabaga and cilantro, but Fuego warned him, placing his third arm on Darcy's back, that the evils of the outlaw planets were the evils of sapient races. They stocked the rocket

With spices and launched them towards the outlaws. They were delicious but anyone who consumed them would have violent muscle spasms for weeks.

I woke up when I damn well wanted to, and my valet dressed me in mourning anyway. After a kipper or two and a spot of tea, my black limo to me to my day job at Chicky Frisky, where

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