When you have special powers beyond what

When you have special powers beyond what the mind can conceive, you think you're invincible, but actually you're not. Everyone has a weakness, an Achilles heel. Mine was

grumpy sourpuss. I'd been flying around, rescuing civilians from danger, but all I want from them is a smile. Seriously, everyone looks like a slapped ass today. I can't save them

if they're going to reject my super kindness. There was only one solution. I would rescue people and if they didn't smile I would drop them into an active volcano. The first guy

volcano. Stupid Teva sandals. I tripped. Fell down inside the volcano while I was reading the Zima label. What kind of rescuer am I if in my unmatched sloppiness I have

forgotten that the most important part of rescuing is self-preservation? I activated my "Help, I've fallen in a volcano and can't get up" button. A little role-reversal never hurt

in the bedroom during role play as long as each person is aware of the safety word. When I pushed the button an elite combat team

popped out the closet, guns drawn & pointed at me."What's the safety word?" they demanded. It was a test. Pushing everyone else aside,I sat up in my bed & replied, "Turgid Stoat."

They sodomized an angel. "Ooh" I cringed "Oops". "What is the safety word?" they repeated. Now I was sweating. "Uhhhmmm" What the hell was it?! "Erect broccoli?"

"Floccinaucinihilipilification?" The sodomizing continued, and, if anything, picked up speed. The angel looked bored - apparently hazing was prevalent in the Hoste. "Argh!"