They were called in the kids school,that

They were called in the kids school,that afternoon.Weewees were out!The flowers and bees talk had been a bucket of cold water.That night nothing was suposed to happen,but they were

really turned on from the fact that they weren't supposed to do anything. Text book reverse psychology. During a frantic session of foreplay it became so obvious that a major

general was sitting in a tree outside the window spying on them. This increased their fervour to the point that the local council installed decibalometers to monitor the row they

Were having about the elections. Surely this was the most heated election ever. Even Lady Gaga dressed up in a Hugo Boss Nazi uniform whilst Shark Lady dressed like Maoist women.

The Orange Buffoon wore his signature novelty tie that said NOT COMPENSATING FOR NUTTIN down its length. To show that he could take a joke he was handing out finger hands with each

gerkin. "Eat up!" the Orange Buffoon barked. "After this really, really great feast I am going to show you all my Super Mario mushroom character. It's the best little guy you've ev

er laid your tastebuds on, trust me!" We all exchanged puzzled and slightly disturbed looks around the table, glancing back at our "cream of super mushroom soup" bowls. "Are you

addressing us with your comments, you bowls of 'cream of super mushroom soup'? Because we're just here to have a nice dinner, not to have conversation with the soup." Her parents

: You do not Slurp the Soup. The second rule of Soup Club is: You do not Slurp the Soup. Third rule of Soup Club is: If someone yells "Stop slurping the freaking Soup,” do it!