Lord Vartek looked out his castle window

Lord Vartek looked out his castle window and saw the peasants doing their peasantly duties and proclaimed, "Today shall be known as Slingshot Day and all must participate in

festivities!" Lord Vartek pulled out his sling shot and fired away at the peasants below. No one to notice. He had terrible aim. Then the odd stranger handed him an Agram 2000

. "Maybe this will help in your peasant eradication sire?" Vartek held up the SMG "Why thank you mysterious horned stranger." His aim was still terrible thus his retinue was shot

like a pixie in a drunkard's bum. Vartek was expecting a thanks but left dejected. The man continued firing the SMG inside the dept. store. Ghetto parents laughed at their own kids

being popped like balloons. Or maybe water balloons. Big red water balloons filled with Kool-Aid. Man, that got messy in a hurry. The man's shooting rampage continued for

sans ears (as all chocolate bunnies end up) attempting to use a popcorn ball as a fit ball for stretches. I rubbed my eyes. Yep. Definitely too many Who's Boss episodes my brain

had been sucked dry, devoid of rational thought. Needing something to myself up, I brewed some extra strong coffee. I drank it straight from the pot, not caring that it burnt my to

es as it sloshed onto the floor. Caffeinated up, I could now think through my problem. I needed a coffee cup but I couldn't put the ones with the gold leaf on into the dishwasher.

A tap on my shoulder. I turned to find Alice standing there with a brand new shiney red coffee cup. I could get anything that I wanted at Alice's restaurant. Problem solved.