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"Is it possible to write a serious, emotional,

  • "Is it possible to write a serious, emotional, heartbreaking tale on FoldingStory?" Timmy asked the teacher. "No. That's like trying to convince Miley Cyrus that she should quit."

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  • I, Timmy, looked at my strained teacher. She worked so hard to try to raise our hopes and dreams in this shattered world. I was but a poor youth back then. Miley Cyrus should quit.

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  • And then begin. And then quit. And then begin... It would keep her fans interested, the promoter insisted, running his fingers through his leonine mane. Patches of fur clung to his

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  • moth-eaten, much loved body. The promoter wrote "book comeback tour" on one of his many lists, kissed her on the lips and told her trust him. His other lists included 'What I had

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  • thought I had." He kept that list from her gaudy eyes. She'd pour over that with lurid fascination and then beat him over the head with it just like Aunt Sandy had.

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  • The digeridoo player was watching and filming us. Aunt Sandy offered him tea and crumpets,which he gratefully accepted. Then she offered him a room in their big house. He accepted.

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  • Little did he know this had all been a trap of sexual nature. Sandy was part of the cult " Aphrodities Deciples". Today was the enterus Millennium, the initiation of a new member

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  • through means of deception. "It is time," said Sandy, leading him by the hand towards the newly risen alter. He had failed to notice the newly constructed temple surrounding him.

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  • "Uhhh, OK" he said, suddenly docile. He didn't even fight when Sandy shoved him onto the altar & tied him down. "Summer lovin', had me a blast..."

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  • But Sandy and him had forgotten the rest of the lyrics to this song. Time flies when you're having fun playing with handcuffs, but sometimes, a little blood is lost to the brain.

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