Can you do me a favor and just hold on to

Can you do me a favor and just hold on to these two sticks? Thanks. If you need me, I'll be behind the ballistic glass. Just wait for my signal.

OK, boss, whatever you say. I'll just stand here with these two sticks until you tell me what to do next. Just say the word, give me a signal. Boss? Are these sticks--BOOM! SPLAT!

The bosses head just exploded. I asked one dumb question too many. I am the worst goon of all time. My stupid questions have killed three bosses.

This was not going to look good to the temp agency. I decided not to tell them. I grabbed a Swiffer &some PineSol 2started to clean up the remains of Boss#3, luckily Boss#2 &#1

had an extra mop. "Looks like full-time position just opened up here", Boss#2 said. Too soon? I thought, but my mom would be so proud of me when she found out I'm the new Boss#3!

Boss#4 was six months older than Boss#5, both of whom were Millennials. They loved the experience of the present, forgetful of the future. The Millennials were the ones who made

The problem with that motto, however, was that, these days, "kiss my ass" was either an invitation. an offer, or an issue for HR & Legal. Sometimes all three. Millennials would be

at the receiving ends of such remarks more often than I could bare to count. Although no one more often arrived at my desk than Danny, and today was the day to settle everything.

"Oh goodie, It's you, Danny," I said, "I always look forward to the way your cute little tush jiggles as you walk away from my desk each day." That took care of that from then on.