I walked in and a odd looking blob of blue

I walked in and a odd looking blob of blue substance waved at me on top of my newly painted dripping table. I turn and

say, "Why hello Papa Smurf!" The bearded blue elderly Smurf leaned against the paint can. "This isn't one of those kind of visit," he eyed me somberly.

I assured the elderly Smurf that I was here for no bad reason. We had tea and he talked about his past, but all night, the only thing I could think about was

gh temperatures melted all the facepaint, and lo! The tiny smurfs were actually ants with blue painted-on faces. What conspiracy was this?! The heat from the volcano made my beard

curl into tiny knots. I tread back from the volcano. "How about if we go the long way round?" I quip. "how about if we don't," the savage pushes me into the fiery chasm and

I am once again thankful for my habit of wearing flame retardant footie pajamas. I swirled around in the lava as if it was a mere hot tub. I would surprise that savage who tried to

cook me alive. I dipped my corrosion resistant med pacifier in lava & stuck it in the savage's mouth. He gave a greedy suck & -voila- was thrilling his tribe with a sick wild dance

which distracted the savages long enough for me to escape their pot of water and hightail it into the jungle. I located my hot air balloon right where I had left it, tethered to a

Migrating wildebeest. I jumped in and dropped all of my ballast and cutting the mooring lines. As I rose into the sky beyond their plasma weapons, I thought to how this started.