I walked in and a odd looking blob of blue

I walked in and a odd looking blob of blue substance waved at me on top of my newly painted dripping table. I turn and

say, "Why hello Papa Smurf!" The bearded blue elderly Smurf leaned against the paint can. "This isn't one of those kind of visit," he eyed me somberly.

how my beard had tons of little Smurfs crawling in it. I walked forward, towards the edge of the volcano, and started brushing them down into the fiery lava. The screamed as the hi

gh temperatures melted all the facepaint, and lo! The tiny smurfs were actually ants with blue painted-on faces. What conspiracy was this?! The heat from the volcano made my beard

curl into tiny knots. I tread back from the volcano. "How about if we go the long way round?" I quip. "how about if we don't," the savage pushes me into the fiery chasm and

I am once again thankful for my habit of wearing flame retardant footie pajamas. I swirled around in the lava as if it was a mere hot tub. I would surprise that savage who tried to

cook me alive. I dipped my corrosion resistant med pacifier in lava & stuck it in the savage's mouth. He gave a greedy suck & -voila- was thrilling his tribe with a sick wild dance

which distracted the savages long enough for me to escape their pot of water and hightail it into the jungle. I located my hot air balloon right where I had left it, tethered to a

Migrating wildebeest. I jumped in and dropped all of my ballast and cutting the mooring lines. As I rose into the sky beyond their plasma weapons, I thought to how this started.