He was scanning the want ads & found it under

He was scanning the want ads & found it under a picture of Shaka Zulu riding an Alpaca. It read "Adventurous souls with no attachments or moral ballast. Expedition to sulphurous

romance and unguarded tourism." Dan was intrigued. He bought a ticket for the next day. He didn't know it, but this was the last time he would feel truly clean.

The play, advertised as "a moral experiment", had all the cosmetic trappings of a religious event. However, he became suspicious during the opening act when the audience was doused

In Alpha gas, causing the roof to cave in. The stage props became damaged goods,as in the play's original name. The audience included the future president, Franklin D. Roosevelt.

and Olsen and Johnson before Hellzapoppin. FDR gave them both the Fuzzy Eye with his Prince Nez. They simply looked back at him and he had to readjust the blanket he had just adjus

ted. Olsen and Johnson averted their gaze from the little camping trip in FDR's lap and asked to be excused to tune up their instruments. They fled through a White House window and

were fortunate to land on a heap of dead former White House musicians who had also fled through that same window before them. "Johnson," paned Olsen, "I never promised you a rose

garden." Instead he packed up his stuff with his big black boots and an old suitcase. He did believe that found himself a new place. He just wanted to see some palm trees.

The tall man in the white suit rolled up the straitjacket & tucked it under his arm; he opened the ambulance door and stepped aside. The man in the black boots dropped the suitcase