Renee walked away from me and I was never

Renee walked away from me and I was never so glad. Now I could get on with my life. Getting out of my relationship (if that's what you'd call it) with Renee took some doing, but

I changed the locks just in case. Having a powerful witch like Renee Hekate as an ex is potentially lethal. She is also the moon and the stars, so,although I try, I'm always remind

ed of her at nightfall. If she had a new flame I thought, my ex would forget me sooner. A woman like Hekate with three heads would surely be attracted to Shiva, he liked dancing &

his grandmother went to the trouble of knitting him his many-sleeved sweaters. Shiva and Hekate would walk past the boulevard, laughing at the atheists failing to notice them.

Until a cop stopped them for looking really suspicious and asked them for ID. It didn't take long for Shiva and Hekate to wind up in the psyche ward. They weren't laughing anymore

when they saw that they were being placed in a white room with cushions for walls. It was fun bumping into the walls and not get hurt at first but then they got bored and wailed to

be let out. At 3 o'clock, the parents would arrive and pick up their children. White room sensory-deprivation preschool was the new way to release a tot's creativity. The kids

emboweled themselves without anesthesia, which caused a stir in the community of surgery and anesthesiology, but also caused others to vomit at the sight of guts laying on top of

Those fetus flavored french fries that my neighbor Dean loves a tad too much. Were they tripping on those anethetics? Was Dean successful in his evil plot? We'll never know.