But Bond never hesitated when it came to

But Bond never hesitated when it came to women. He kissed her deeply. She resisted. "We could go somewhere private." He smiled. She said, "You're my father James, I've been

meaning to tell you but I got so caught up in the moment..." Suddenly James woke up in a cold sweat. He realised he had to track down his long-lost daughter. Reaching for his

electronic nose,he sniffed her Barney doll,the one toy of his daughter he'd kept after losing the custody case with Ginger Platypus. His only unsolved case.The scent led Manatee to

to the rabbit hole. There, Sherlock found his daughter's pink bow in the grass. Manatee barked, and tried to dig his way down. Sherlock yelled:'ALICE!' down the rabbit hole, feelin

kinda iffy about the whole premise. Manatee knew to play to their strengths, & he booted Sherlock down ahead first. The effeminate scream sounded drug-addled in the rabbit hole, so

He was able to bake 32 meringues in one day. The chaps were so thankful, they built a statue to show their gratitude for the meringue baking, clown handling, chip cashing dude from

yonder, who succeeded in one fell swoop of a culinary feat to erase 3 excruciating years of Weight Watchers from their figures. So they erected a fat clown statue to 'honor' him,

sending out press releases proclaiming the 'Fattest Clown Statue On Earth' would soon open to the public. 'So fat,' it was said, 'That even the poured concrete had diabetes.' Sadly

, I was not invited to the unveiling. I, Big Bobo Butthead, the Fattest Clown on Earth, who was the inspiration for the statue. I, with my painted smile & stone cold heart.