SELECT * FROM People P LEFT OUTER JOIN Relations

SELECT * FROM People P LEFT OUTER JOIN Relations R on R.with = P.id WHERE P.iq > 140 AND P.sex = 'F' AND R.with IS NULL;

"The result set came back empty." the developer whined. "I see you joined the tables on a null column... You had to inner join on the primary key!", the lead developer yelled, punc

tuating every word with a head bob. "Well why is it null? We obviously need to reimport the table using UTF-16." "Right! And break our pipeline," huffed the lead dev. An intern

ee who was interned for political reasons but still managed a certain level of trust because of his programming skills. Shawshunk could not afford a full time programmer so Andy

the terrible pole dancer would have to do. besides, hiring good employees is overrated. Just then, the front door shattered and the man

stepped across the threshold of the now shattered door. He raised a water gun and demanded to see all the cash available. The people inside the building screamed for help, there wa

-s the sound of thunder, and then Aquaman came riding in on a tsunami to save the day. "I'll take that," Aquaman said to the criminal as he swiped the water gun from his webbed

... arm? Tentacle? Appendage? Aquaman wasn't sure he understood the criminal's anatomy but he was sure he didn't like it. "Listen, I know a really well-reviewed doctor that

went to get his prescription. Once filled, he took a dose and swam off. Little did he realize he’d been given a laxative, and he began expelling liquid shit and polluting the sea.