The dog came over and smelled the cupcakes.

The dog came over and smelled the cupcakes. Something was wrong. The owner was sheepishly grinning at the mail man, what had they

mixed into the icing? "Try one, Spot," said the evil mailman. "Yeah," said Spot's owner, "they're cat flavored." But the cupcakes had that classic chocolate rat-poison odor so Spot

peed on the evil mailman's leg to mark his territory. Spot buried the tainted muffin in the backyard with the other "gifts" & the collection of credit cards, remotes, and car keys

that Spot's master had thought he'd misplaced. But the evil mailman would never give up that easily. He returned the next day to deliver a package with a loaded Red Ryder BB Gun

ready for the taking in his hipholster. He sneaked up towards the front door and rang the bell. Spot kept quiet. His master wasn't home, so he didn't need to play dog today. He

armed the missiles in his left front paw and drew a bead on the door. " This MF'er is going down!", Spot thought.

Spot was busy aiming missiles at the door so didn't think of the dumbwaiter. Fluffy joined & shot the zombies after Spot, who said,"I don't need yo help!" "Why, cuz I'm a cat!?"

The cats were too busy eradicating the zombies in from of the house that they didn't realise there were some climbing up the shaft. Spot only heard a soft groan before Fluffy was

captured and quickly converted into a zombie kitten. Cutest little zombie cat you ever did see! Aww, isn't that a wittle bitty undead thing? Ack! She bit me! Bad kitty! Braaains...