Felicity spat in her creators face. She promised
Felicity spat in her creators face. She promised herself that this first betrayal would be the last. But promises were meant to be broken.6
She was a cold golem, but anyone created just to be destroyed would be angry. "I would leave if I could," she grumbled at the old, Jewish man who sat unmoved by her indignation.7
But, she did not, being recently turned into a golem and all. The Jewish man got an idea to help her! He made a makeshift soccerball out of all of the pocket lint he had been7
collecting for his entire life. With a tear in his eye, the Jewish man passed the pocket lint soccerball to the golem so she could realize her dream and finally be turned back into7
the plushy pink pig costume that was so popular at the convention in Vegas last year. Oh yeah, the stories she could tell...thank you dear Jewish man...I wont forget your sacrifice6
She donned the plushy pink costume that made her look like the pink panther. The irony of stealing gems by night as a cat burglar dressed as a cat burglar tickled her fancy.5
Of course, her fancy was not tickled for long because, alas, a woman dressed in a plushy Pink Panther costume would not have a bulge in the crotch. If he had remembered camel toe6
simulating underwear he wouldn't be in this predicament, but he hadn't so much forgotten as he thought that the extra padding would make him look like a "tumpy" female cartoon cat6
Oh, but that extra padding felt so nice on his genitals. Who would have thought padded underwear was so comfy. Not to mention the extra boost of confidence the illusion of a thick5
crotch provided! Proudly he strolled bowlegged down the lane, whistling merrily, enjoying the tight, compact cupping sensation while old Mrs. Garbanzo stared, lost in her memories.5
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Woab Jan 23 2017 @ 14:54
Some lovely (and very funny) coherence going on here.
Rebbie Jan 23 2017 @ 17:01
This would make an awesome random Youtube skit.
pinky Jan 26 2017 @ 11:06
All - Great cohesion! I would spend a lot in story points to see this one on Youtube.
Woab Jan 26 2017 @ 15:15
Does anyone know how to post this to Facebook, or is that up to the Folding Story gods?
Rebbie Jan 26 2017 @ 16:02
Hi Woab: I just tested the link below that says facebook. It posted it to the folding story page with the option to share. It posted it twice even. I thought that was weird but if you go to the Folding Story page it's there and should be shareable.
Woab Jan 27 2017 @ 14:45
Thanks, Rebbie! I tried that yesterday, but did not see the Share option. I'll go back in and look. You're a pal!
pinky Jan 27 2017 @ 17:31
Any luck Woab? I admit that I'm seriously re-considering my current offerings to the Facebook Gods. (Perhaps I should try coconuts?) I must have offended them...can't get this story onto my Facebook - wah!
Woab Jan 28 2017 @ 11:51
No, Pinky! In fact, if Rebbie put it on it's not there now. I did attempt to cut the address of this story and paste it into a post. It then disappeared, possibly to be reviewed by the FS FB page owner. We'll see if it pops up. I like this story and think it deserves more "likes" here, too. Maybe the Facebook gods want a sacrifice of virgins or something. Can't help them, there.
pinky Jan 30 2017 @ 08:44
Oh gosh - Maybe the Facebook gods want a sacrifice of virgins or something. Can’t help them, there. - Me (soo) not either! Perhaps our poor story is doomed never to feel the light of the FB Gods (or PTB) shine upon it. Well poop!
Rebbie Jan 30 2017 @ 13:37
Oh so wrong it should share. Bad FB Gods!
Woab Jan 30 2017 @ 15:20
Maybe we've angered them. I shall try rending my clothing, but being so not a virgin, I don't know if it will help.
pinky Jan 31 2017 @ 08:01
Ok, new plan...we put an ad on craigslist asking for virgin volunteers