Cats seemed to be the most adaptable to dialogs

Cats seemed to be the most adaptable to dialogs with the Robot AI overlords.

Lolcats! had helped to establish a unique communication link with its quirky language and random cat pictures. The Robot Al overlords were avid fans of I Can Haz Cheez Burger and

that makes sense given that they have inarticulate, robotic minds given to repetition. That makes sense given that they have inarticulate, robotic minds given to repetition. That

makes sense given that..." the voice droned on ad infinitum, ad infinitum, ad infinitum. It was Rod Serling's voice and this...is the Twilight Zone. I snapped the TV off, disturbed

by the repetition. I couldn't seem to avoid the place. Hadn't zoning laws been changed since the 50's? All those supposedly strange things shown on the show were now passe. Serling

thought he was weird, and besides, Serling couldn't fault them for spreading rumours saying he ate cigarette ash when it was true. After devouring a full pack of Camels, Serling

looked at himself long and hard in the mirror. He picked up an ashtray and threw it into the glass. Shards reflected fragments of Serling's pained expression. He ate another butt.

It was full of shit. Just like his life and the toilets he cleans on a daily basis. Only smellier and more disgusting because it was real shit. Real physical shit. Life shit is

just one big pile of sh... Oh, hi Mom. No, I was just telling Jimmy here how much I love doing chores around the house here. Yes, I know I'm a good boy. I love you too, Mom. Yeah.