The bright moonlight illuminated the sky,

The bright moonlight illuminated the sky, the thick clouds floated leisurely by just above the silhouette of tall, majestic trees, and I was viewing it all from the front row seat

. My daughter was Tree Silhouette #4 in the play. The art teacher had chosen a rounder student for the lead role of Moon, a mistake - it always is. My daughter went full brat and

onions for dinner the night before the play. Her digestive tract slowly revolted until just before the opening scene my daughter (Tree Silhouette #4) regurgitated sausage all over

Bush # 2 (little Krissy Yelovich), who in turn puked into the orchestra pit, causing a chain reaction of events that would go down in school history. Bobby Turner's tuba blew a

the Spew-ba. It was Chuck's latest musical upheaval. It was part tuba and part vomit. It disgusted people on many levels. He played something called Puke Polka and the crowd starte

D to puke nonstop, until the noise police were called. Chuck was arrested for his bad taste in 23rd century entertainment. Bill Clinton V was found mysteriously murdered and this

was covered up by an un-named global conspiracy. After that Chuck decided to stay out of politics and get into embroidery. But the imbroglio ignited by his inflammatory quotes

Electolux started including his quotes with the User Guides that they included with every one of their products: from aerators to vacuum cleaners. In the first quarter their sales

went up because Electrolux said, "Someday, soon, I will reveal and make available to the public, the very first Orgasmatron Electric Blanket." Thus the self-satisfying era begins!