Would chocolate be enough to bribe the border

Would chocolate be enough to bribe the border control police into letting me cross into Canada?? I had left my passport and ID in my wallet! And God only knew where I had left

"Bowling for Penguins"

"Thanks for the idea, Mr.Perkins. We'll consider it." "I bet my walker-pooper your BSing. Meerkat bowling & Hedgehog golf were African hits & when Eskimos try Bowling for Penguins

and Swordfish Jarts, all productivity will be lost. Once we laxify their lifestyles, we can conquer them Eskimofolk." Mr. Perkins led the walk/charge, but the Eskimos' penguin ammo

wasn't needed because there are no penguins in the north pole. Mr Perkins was used to living on South Georgia in Antarctica and was not familiar with the terrain in the North Pole

Golf Course. Usually you needed to play a course a couple of times to really know it's ins and outs. Mr. Perkin's teed up at the first hole in the North Pole Golf Course.

He smacked a doozy of a drive; a sweet 3-wood with just enough bend to play the dogleg right fairway. Perkins cracked a Bud and hitched up his sleigh.

Playing winter golf on Scottish links means Arctic gales, snow banks and permanent gloom. Puritanical golfers in their dank tweeds thought Perkins' heated sleigh was an effete sign

. Perkins, in his ermine finery, teed up an ivory golf ball. As he swung his ebony driver, he thought how glad he would be when Trump replaced all this. A melee ensued. "FREEDOM!"