'Plastic is not biodegradable' said the

t. But Professor Frankenstein smirked. He pulled out a toy oven. "You know what this is, plastic monster? It is a shrinky-dink oven which will destroy the plastic world you love

." Frankenstein's assemblage said, "Nonsense, young sprout. This is obviously an Easy Bake Oven under which I have made many little coffee cakes under the light bulb." Victor sh

lumped 2 cups of dirt, 3 Tbls ground bone, 1/4 tsp of gelatin and a couple drops of blood into the small cake pan and plugged in the Easy Bake Oven."My creation," Frankenstein said

"needs a little cheese." Franky (as friends sometimes called Frankenstein) went looking in the fridge for some Muenster cheese - his favorite - to add to the cake mix.

Frankenstein tossed the muenster into the mix, then added coffee, bacon, beer, and a cat. "Judging by my internet research, this should be the best cake ever!" 25 minutes later,

the castle was filled with the aroma of Frankenstein' s special cake. Igor' s mouth watered in anticipation. When Frankenstein took his creation out of the oven, however, he saw th

at her breasts had sunken and her corn husk hair was burnt. While Frankenstein sulked, Igor nibbled her finger, but then his cake women blinked & rose. "It's alive!" yelled the Doc

repeatedly, then ordered Igor to fetch the ice cream. The Cake Woman rose, her hair a mess of black & white striped fondant, perky gumdrop nipples showing through her marzipan shro

edinger gown (was it see-through, or an illusion?). Igor interceded, but made the grave faux pas of referring to the Cake Woman as the Skunk Woman. Our sting op had been foiled!