With her final gasp, she insulted my manhood
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With her final gasp, she insulted my manhood with a childish remark about how my "nethermane" beneath my trousers was comparative to that of a sheet of velcro. In one blow, I
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finished her off, before breaking down and sobbing. How could anyone be so insensitive as to the insecurities of another human? I stood up, wiping the tears from my eyes. Sniff.
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That was it. I couldn't take it anymore. I ran far away, away from all the turmoil of the human race. I found refuge in the woods, but for how long?
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I grew a beard and became the typical checkered shirt-wearing type you'd expect to see living in the woods. One afternoon, as I chopped wood for the fireplace, I ran into
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my mother, who was out collecting wild mushrooms. I noticed that among her day's pick was a magic mushroom. She noticed that i noticed and said 'Come son.. Follow me' and held out
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the storied sword Hrunting, my birthright. Gently, I lifted the blade from her hands. it was lighter than I'd expected. A flash in the dark sky rippled down the folded steel.
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"Look upon its heavenly glory! Feast your eyes on it! See its length! Wish to touch it? You can't! Fear me, for I now have Hrunting!" I shouted towards the dark sky.
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It seemed Zeus wasn't very impressed with the genitalia I so carelessly flapped in his stormy winds, nor the awkwardly long name I had given it. "What a joke!" he scoffed,
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brandishing his own with one swift swipe of the hide he wore draped around his shoulders. It might have been the resultant blinding light that knocked me out, but i think it
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was his enchanted sword that pierced my dragon-scale armor. "RANDOR!" I bellowed, clutching my chest as the blade glowed dark red. "You ... you've beaten me." Then ... blackness.
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- Started
- 2011-04-21 07:45:33
- Finished
- 2011-04-23 11:01:46
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Bad. Apr 25 2011 @ 17:18
I'd just like to apologize for turning Beowulf's sword into a penis reference. I google'd Hrunting after writing my fold and covered my face with my palm.