By 4:04PM today, I will get my abilities
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By 4:04PM today, I will get my abilities back in full, and everything that is needed, to fix me. But if tomorrow never happens, then Time will stand still. People would interrupt
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and stay frozen in mid-sentence. Every molecule would stay fixed, for a space of time that isn't measurable because time itself has ceased to exist. But tomorrow won't happen, I wi
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ll just miss the prom and the day old bread fest. Then in a shock of light I am transformed into a heavily sedated butterfly. My wings spread and
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I say goodbye to my humble old cocoon, where I had laid low all those months, and take off clumsily into the sky. Oh well, I'll get the hang of flying when I feel less sleepy.
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“Children,” Dad paused his story, “Don’t worry about global warming, worry about this law of nature: The Butterfly Effect”. You see, as the butterfly rose in the air, a crow ate it
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and fell to the ground, dead. And a man saw the dead bird on the ground and he surmised, "
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That bird must have died recently." Then the bird's left leg stuck out and quivered with a spasm, then nothing. Then the bird opened its beak and a sickly orange foam splattered h
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ordes of fenji fever all over most of them. That was bad enough; that exposure would still kill millions. No they compounded the harm by having the water source for the water they
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used to wash the hordes off was from the cistern upriver that used to be an old Shamans & Witch Doctors Burial tomb. That much evil mojo & that much fenji fever meant possible exti
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Nctipn for the rest of us, who were so angry about the Witch Doctors that we sent Sir Mojo to poison their coffee. The Witch Doctors made one last album, still a classic.
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m80 Jun 24 2017 @ 12:34
A butterfly flaps its wings and you end up with poisoned witch doctors.
LordVacuity Jun 24 2017 @ 15:19
I do believe that classic The Witch Doctor's albumn was called The Butterflies of a Warming Planet
LordVacuity Jun 24 2017 @ 15:20
It was a concept album similar to Nillson's The Point.
LordVacuity Jun 24 2017 @ 15:25
m80, in this case yes. It is not a necessary result though. So don't expect to wipe out all witch doctors with a shoebox full of butterflies. lol. Because they already know that trick and are already armed with a shoebox of dung beetles to poison m80s. I'm sorry, they sort of found out your plan from me when I wrote it down just now and still posted it after I just wrote how it was an accident.
BlastedHeath Jun 24 2017 @ 21:33
Futique's fold reminded me a little of the film "The Day the Fish Came Out"
BlastedHeath Jun 24 2017 @ 21:34
and Shabadu's
LordVacuity Jun 24 2017 @ 22:25
I had in mind the water turning out to be some type of amniotic supercollider of the Queen Fenji Fever which when given to her drones pure unlocks bonus power ups that, yes did lead to extinction.
LordVacuity Jun 24 2017 @ 22:26
Not for the fenji Fever, for humans.
LordVacuity Jun 24 2017 @ 22:33
BTW, is that movie a cautionary tale or a gore fest?
LordVacuity Jun 24 2017 @ 22:36
I can see The Day The Fish Came Out as a sitcom. A cross between Bewitched and The Man From Atlantis with a little Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman thrown in as a garnish.
LordVacuity Jun 24 2017 @ 22:36
Oh, and Soap.
LordVacuity Jun 24 2017 @ 22:39
This is the story about two fish. Two sisters. The first fish wanted to see the green acres from atop Fifth Avenue. The other fish got frisky and got fertilized by a grouper from Poughkeepsie.