You know the kinda alien that cryogenically

You know the kinda alien that cryogenically freezes known criminals, dumps them into the volcanoes of a prehistoric planet, then nukes them into ghosts? Hi. My name is Xenu.

"What's up Xenu?" said the inner urban youth. "What's up with your nose?" Xeno touched his nose. "Nothing, listen can you point me to headquarters of scientology?"

The inner urban youth said, "Just walk that way until you see some guys in silver boots". Xeno tucked in a tentacle & walked his dogs chichi & chuchu to the headquarters.

No one is going to suspect me, thought Xeno to himself. What self representing vigilante-styled man shows up with twin Chihuahuas? Not Xeno, he is more a

Drone type of vigilante. A guy who pretends to be brainwashed while watching your inadequacies and plotting your eminent death! Muwhahaha! >:)

obvious, Liz. I knew you were going to follow me here." The drone vigilante turned to her & poked her in the chest. "You can't change me. Now leave me the hell alone." Liz unbutton

Ed her coat and revealed the bulletproof armour the drone vigilante bought her for christmas. It was invisible to everyone but drone vigilantes. Liz told him he saved her life.

Greatful; Liz, put it on and returned the favor for now the good Drones needed her help.

And help she did. Liz oiled them and polished them all night long, until they all shone as brightly as sunrise.