I open the door. You can't because it is

I open the door. You can't because it is blocked by a chest. I open the chest. You can't because it is locked. I use my lock pick. You can't because of the dragon. WHO SAID ANYTHIN

G ABOUT USING THE LOCK PICK ON THE CHEST. You use the lock pick on the Dragon and succeed. I loot the Dragon. You cannot because the chest is blocking the door to the Dragon.

Ronald sighed. This new interactive role-playing game was turning out to be less of an exciting swashbuckling adventure and more of a dull slog through waves of incompetent enemies

who wouldn't know a pincer movement from a flanking tactic. Ronald decided to stick to shoot-em-ups in the future, but just then the RPG game took an exciting twist, sending him to

a basement, where a note on the screen flashed twice, indicating that he had two minutes to free the naked prisoner chained to the bathtub and escape...

or take what was behind Door #3. We'd already seen that Door #2 looked in on Karen peeking over the bed's edge at Madonna & Jean Peirre talking about Vivienne. In her mind Karen

She slay the dragon and stood victoriously over it's slumped body. Tearing off her virtual reality goggles, she noticed that she had actually slain her boss, Mr. Parcheesy, who

coincidentally had dragon-breath and thoroughly enjoyed firing people. Fleeing the scene, she thought maybe it was for the best that she start a new career. Her combat skills

were enviable, so she became a middle school history teacher in Tacoma. Then her adventures TRULY began!