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I open the door. You can't because it is

  • I open the door. You can't because it is blocked by a chest. I open the chest. You can't because it is locked. I use my lock pick. You can't because of the dragon. WHO SAID ANYTHIN

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  • G ABOUT USING THE LOCK PICK ON THE CHEST. You use the lock pick on the Dragon and succeed. I loot the Dragon. You cannot because the chest is blocking the door to the Dragon.

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  • Ronald sighed. This new interactive role-playing game was turning out to be less of an exciting swashbuckling adventure and more of a dull slog through waves of incompetent enemies

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  • who wouldn't know a pincer movement from a flanking tactic. Ronald decided to stick to shoot-em-ups in the future, but just then the RPG game took an exciting twist, sending him to

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  • a basement, where a note on the screen flashed twice, indicating that he had two minutes to free the naked prisoner chained to the bathtub and escape...

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  • or take what was behind Door #3. We'd already seen that Door #2 looked in on Karen peeking over the bed's edge at Madonna & Jean Peirre talking about Vivienne. In her mind Karen

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  • Now she faced the Dragon, Augmented reality was far more enticing than her current situation.

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  • She slay the dragon and stood victoriously over it's slumped body. Tearing off her virtual reality goggles, she noticed that she had actually slain her boss, Mr. Parcheesy, who

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  • coincidentally had dragon-breath and thoroughly enjoyed firing people. Fleeing the scene, she thought maybe it was for the best that she start a new career. Her combat skills

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  • were enviable, so she became a middle school history teacher in Tacoma. Then her adventures TRULY began!

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1 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Jul 22 2016 @ 18:07

    Hahaa! Love this one!!!

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